What sport do horses love to play?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why are stones so good at music?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?