What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?