What do you call a vacation at home?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?