Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.