Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How does a taco bless the table?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?