Why was the artichoke so generous?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What game do mice love to play?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?