What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's the holiest insect?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?