What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?