What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Which fly makes films?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why is summer always sad?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Where do milkshakes come from?