What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?