How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?