How does one gelatin greet another?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?