What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
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What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are cars magic?
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