What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

It's Crowded!

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do elephants have trunks?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What is the color of the wind?