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What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is the strongest animal?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?