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What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?