Why is spring the oddest season?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?