How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

When does a horse talk?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How do hurricanes see?

Why was the spider so smart?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?