What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

I broke my finger!