Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

It's allergy season again?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?