Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?