People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Do dads always snore?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?