Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the barber win the race?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Someone stole all my lamps.