What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?