What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where does water do all its banking?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay'sĀ®?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do baseball players go to Denny'sĀ® after games?
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