What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?