What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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