What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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