What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How does a penguin build its house?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
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