What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
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