Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What bird is always sad?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?