What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Where do burgers like to dance?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where do termites go camping?