Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
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