Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
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Which CIA agent is the best baker?
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What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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What's the coldest vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite book?
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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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