Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What bee is good for your health?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?