What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
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How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the bee sad?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which fly makes films?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do two skunks argue?
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