Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What are the strongest days of the week?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?