What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a short cow?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?