What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How do football players deal with their problems?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?