How do eggs end a TV show?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Which is the worst season?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?