Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How does cardboard get its workout in?