Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?