How do scientists grow fruit?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?