What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the most adorable season?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What kind of bird can write?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?