Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What shape has a knighthood?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?