What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What part of a football field is never the same?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are boxers good comedians?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the window need an aspirin?