What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Which state has the best streets?