What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why was the broom late for school?