Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?