Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do amoebas make calls?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is the smallest lion?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Which former US President was always cold?