What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?