What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How can you farm during the winter?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What bird is always sad?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?