Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?