What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call an insincere horse?