What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did March say to the madness?