What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which family member is always relieved?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why is summer always sad?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What is a table you can eat?