What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a rabbit barber?