What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is furniture so generous?
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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
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