Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is a table you can eat?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

When do mice play every day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?