What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where do goldfish go camping?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?