What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?