Why does the orange always lose in races?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

When do mice play every day?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?