Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which family member has tusks?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?