What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are all priests fit?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?