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What do jokesters study in college?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do cats wear to work?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why was the bunny upset?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do cows go on the weekend?