What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the fish blush?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?