When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?