What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why are books always so angry?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?