Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is the most adorable season?
What do cows like to dance to?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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