Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
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