Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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