Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where does money love to go shopping?
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