What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What instrument did the door play in the band?