How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
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How are teens like cats?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
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What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which big cat loves to drive?
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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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