How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is winter considered holy?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
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