What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?