When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What game do bats excel at?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?