Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What is the difference between baseball and law?