What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?