Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a henway?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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