Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?