What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

How long do chickens work?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?