What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What table can you never sit at?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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