You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What game do bats excel at?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?