You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does the sun drink out of?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?