What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What game do bats excel at?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a henway?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?