What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do fairies always drink?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?