Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?