Why was the computer cold at work?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?