Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did summer say to spring?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How do fireflies start a race?