My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do actors go to pray?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which family member has tusks?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?