What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?