What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What car always breaks the rules?