What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

How does a barber get to work?