How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where does laundry go to college?

How can you make 7 even?

How is life like toilet paper?

Do dads always snore?

I broke my finger!

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?