Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What animals make the best baseball players?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?