What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the sickly elevator say?