Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?