Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What tree has the most bark?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?