What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?