What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?