What do you call siblings who love math?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?