Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is winter considered holy?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do bees gossip?

What's the holiest insect?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?