What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?