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Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

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What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do locomotives know where to go?

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