What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..