What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Where do surfers go to school?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?