What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
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