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How did the tree feel in spring?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
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Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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