What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why is the beach so confident?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?