What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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