What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
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