What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?