Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which family member has tusks?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?