What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What words make the best athletes?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What's the friendliest pen?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?