What school subject really rocks?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What condiment has wings?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?