What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?