Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where do hands go on vacation?

How do you drive a man crazy?