What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why was the horse so happy?