Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's E.T. short for?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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