Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
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What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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