What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Who is the fastest reindeer?