What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do billboards talk?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why is money so stubborn?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What was the first animal in space?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?