What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

It's allergy season again?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What type of car do planets buy?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?