What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What game do bats excel at?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?