What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What day is your mom always right?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are baseball games at night?

How do fleas travel?