What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where does money love to go shopping?
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