What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?