What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?