What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What game does chlorine never lose?