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What animal always goes to heaven?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Where do hamsters come from?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What's the holiest insect?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?