Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the salad say to its dad?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?