What did the sickly elevator say?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are frogs always happy?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

How do you know bees have allergies?