Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?