Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?