Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?