What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do insects learn at school?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where do you take sick ponies?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?