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Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How are mountains able to see?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do hogs play so much football?

When does a horse talk?

How does a barber get to work?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?